There it is, right on a sign, and signs never lie, so this is true. In just 6 months, Jesus will be back to judge mankind, flay the Jews, and carry believers to heaven on a pillow of clouds. So cool.
Unfortunately, as Wonkette has said, the savior's return might mean trouble for Christine O' Donnell. See Exodus 21:18 for more info.
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