Monday, May 24, 2010

Pay me to move to your boondocky Jewish neighborhood!

From Craig's List:

Young couple with 2 children willing to accept payment to become participating members in an Orthodox synagogue in Fair Lawn. We will become members of the highest bidding shul willing to pay us to become members. Please submit your bids along with a description of the youth services you offer and a menu of your weekly hot kidush to the email address above. Non cash bids also acceptable (offers for free tuition, housing, car lease, boats or recreational vehicles will be considered).

I believe this is a satire on some of the crazy offers dying Jewish communities make to prospective members.


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