Let's try not to imagine a vendor, or worse, a gift shop, on the grounds of the Ari's mikva hawking these vile, braggadocios things.
And what's next? Kotel kippas announcing "I wailed at the wall?" Or how about a ratty blanket reading "I abandoned my wife and children for the holidays" for those pious pilgrims who spend Rosh Hashama deep in the muck and filth of Uman.
HT: Amsi
