The Associated Press: James Dobson accuses Obama of `distorting' Bible
What's the matter, Jimmy--Obama hasn't acknowledged the Gospel of Supply-Side Jesus, or found the chapter and verse about tax cuts for the rich? Has he committed the unpardonable sin of denying Republican Jesus? Has he asked why you phony hypocrites base your hatred of homosexuals on Leviticus, while IGNORING EVERYTHING ELSE THE BOOK SAYS?!?!?
(Actually, what Obama did was point out that basing public policy on the Bible would be an exercise in futility.)
In other news, it looks like Obama is a Christian again.... for now.