Remember the savage wingnut uproar when CBS dared to make a stupid movie about the Reagans? Where are our noble guardians of the integrity of the airwaves for this one?
Meanwhile, I've been told (via email) that ABC plans to broadcast this pile of lies commercial-free, leaving extra time at the end for... oh, they're not sure yet. Maybe we'll see Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi meeting with Saddam Hussein, Mohammed Atta and Jacques Chirac to plan the Democratic mid-term election strategy.
Other spies report that, in a crucial scene, Bush is about to singlehandledly recalibrate the phase converters and override the fusion core limiters to use the Missile Shield that will prevent the planes from hitting the Trade Center. But, when he presses the button NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!
Suddenly, the Clenis enters.
Bush: "Clinton! I should have known!"
Clinton: "George, I can't let you foil my plot. Not after my narrow escape from impeachment."
Bush: "We almost had you... we almost saved the country!"
Clinton: "Well, George, this time you can't save the country! This time Bill Clinton gets what he always wanted: to destroy America! HAHAHAHA!"
And then he starts banging on bongo drums and smoking a cigar.
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