- DovBear does not hate me;
- DovBear does not think I'm a bad writer;
- DovBear thinks my blog has fallen into the dumps;
- DovBear doesn't know that we've just had our bathroom retiled and therefore could not shower at home all last week;
- I bug DovBear enough to make sure he has my email address;
- DovBear has pulled my FBI file;
- my fellow guest-bloggers did not speak with my elementary school classmates;
- I'm totally getting shafted the next time around;
- I totally should have won that spelling bee in eighth grade (P-H-A-R-Y-N-X); and
- DovBear knows I'm a self-promoting sucker.
Cross-posted to Devarim.