Things I Have Learned Today

Aha! It's all so clear to me now...

1. DovBear does not hate me;


2. DovBear does not think I'm a bad writer;


3. DovBear thinks my blog has fallen into the dumps;


4. DovBear doesn't know that we've just had our bathroom retiled and therefore could not shower at home all last week;


5. I bug DovBear enough to make sure he has my email address;


6. DovBear has pulled my FBI file;


7. my fellow guest-bloggers did not speak with my elementary school classmates;


8. I'm totally getting shafted the next time around;


9. I totally should have won that spelling bee in eighth grade (P-H-A-R-Y-N-X); and


10. DovBear knows I'm a self-promoting sucker.

Cross-posted to Devarim.