If Rabbis could be Pope: Shlomo Amar
He already has a Pope-ready wardrobe
If Kiruv clowns could be pope: David Orlofsky
Popular with the youth, and an unapologetic fundementalist.
If accused felons could be Pope: Michael Jackson
Who better to handle the pedophilia crisis?
If talk show hosts could be Pope: Bill O'Reilly
If it's a crusader you want, battelin' Bill's your boy. And he's even got a sex scandle in his closet!
If bloggers could be Pope: Mis-Nagid
Sure, it would be a step down for him, but he dislikes Torah Jews, and he's got enough arrogance. Second choice: The Godol Hador: Jewish AND a virgin!
