True or false?
When you walk up to the average GOP Jew and say, Hey, what newspaper do you read," he answers: Read? Who has time to read?
But when you go up to the smarter-than-average GOP Jew and say, "Hey, what newspaper do you read," he (waits to make sure no Rabbi can overhear) and answers: The (unbiased, conservative, Torah True) New York Post!!
I've only done this 900 times, and I swear on the grave of the dead Pope (He's dead right? We won't have any more of that "He has Risen" jive, will we?) that 9 out of 10 times I get ones of those two responses.
How about you?