Now, that sad, sinking feeling is back as I click over to the JIB voting page to discover that mega-blog Protein Wisdom has unleashed his mindless hordes,
I wish I had mindless hordes. All I have are good, loyal readers. There just aren't enough of you to compete with the likes of Protein and his mob. (Can't you multiply? It is a divine commandment, you know?)
And so, with a strange feeling of relief, I offer my congratulations to Protein, my thanks to Dave for hosting the party, and, with a final friendly wink to the great
At least I beat Jack.