If you're a Jew with email you've gotten this message at least thirty times:
Yair Lapid and the Pope were meeting. The Pope said to Lapid, “I hope you don’t take offense that I’m wearing this cross.”
Lapid answered, “Not at all. But I do take offense that you’re wearing a yarmulke.”
Hahahah! Hysterical right? Only I think the joke works even better like this:
Yair Lapid and the Pope were meeting. The Pope said to Lapid, “I hope you don’t take offense that I’m wearing this cross.”
Lapid answered, “Not at all. But I do take offense at how your power rests solely on myth and superstition and at how you sit on a throne of gold paid for with the sweat of other people