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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Yair Lapid Joke - REVISED


If you're a Jew with email you've gotten this message at least thirty times:

Yair Lapid and the Pope were meeting. The Pope said to Lapid, “I hope you don’t take offense that I’m wearing this cross.”

Lapid answered, “Not at all. But I do take offense that you’re wearing a yarmulke.”


Hahahah! Hysterical right? Only I think the joke works even better like this:

Yair Lapid and the Pope were meeting. The Pope said to Lapid, “I hope you don’t take offense that I’m wearing this cross.”

Lapid answered, “Not at all. But I do take offense at how your power rests solely on myth and superstition and at how you sit on a throne of gold paid for with the sweat of other people


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