To be fair, the handsome and prestigious certificate, printed on genuine paper and signed by Chaim Dovid Zweibel's secretary is free. The $36 is for laminating and framing. But still, and I say this as a friend, you will announce yourself as a insecure dork if you purchase this item and a sucker of the sort PT Barnum spoke about if you pony up $36 for the framing. Download this for free, instead. Same exact deal.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DISAGREE
On the other hand, I am pleased to announce a new and exciting DovBear Program: For just $5 you can purchase from me a handsome and prestigious certificate printed on genuine paper that announces any of the following achievements to your friends, neighbors, and potential in-laws:
- Attended shul
- Ate kosher
- Heard Krias HaTorah
- Skipped kiddush club
- Listened to Mommy
For more information contact DovBear. Stickers, head pats, and lollipops available, too.
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