Update: Dammit I didn't notice Joel Olsteen was nominated, too. I mean vote Richard M. Joel!
PS: A small confession: I occasionally catch a few minutes of Joel Olsteen on the television. He seldom talks about Jesus, or religion, preferring instead to preach the sort of friendly "you can do it!" message that brings to mind a very polished coach, or even the ideal mashgiach. Most of what Joel says is marshmellow fluff, but there's something very appealing about his manner.