Hearts and Brains

Washington Post:

[Jack] Abramoff raised more than $100,000 for the Bush-Cheney reelection campaign, making him an honorary Bush "Pioneer." But the campaign is giving up only $6,000, which came directly from Abramoff, his wife and one of the Indian tribes the lobbyist represented. The money will be donated to the American Heart Association.

Heart Association? Is this contribution being made in Dick Cheny's name? And will the Vice President return the favor and donate his own ill-gotten gains to the American Brain Association in honor of W?