Thursday, September 08, 2005

Wanted: Hatzolah Guest Blogger

Allegations of corruption within Flatbush Hatzolah have been made, and the readers of DovBear want answers. If you are a Hatzolah member can tell us why the Hatzolah Emperor sent his rabbinical brute squad after the chevra at hatzolahtalk.com/ please contact me at yourfavoriteblogger@hotmail.com. What terrible secrets did the site reveal? Who is F-84? Are their kannaim involved?

If you're a bad writer, with juicy shmutz to share don't be discouraged. I'll put your words into language normal people can understand, and your identity will be protected. 100 percent.

This is a great way to tell the world - or at least the 600 or so people who daily visit DovBear - exactly what's going wrong in Flatbush Hatzolah.

Don't be shy. Write me today.