At Dead Spin, a post snarks on Russian Jews for offering lunch with Mo Vaughn as a charity auction item.
I agree that lunch with Mo Vaughn is not something a sane person might pursue. However, it has the merit of being something tangible. At least you actually get to meet the faded superstar over an actual plate of food. Other Jewish charities offer their supporters imaginary benefits like magic coins, rote blessing, and the like. Let's all say a word of thanks that the snarkers at dead Spin haven't come across any of that.