Thursday, March 17, 2011

Great Costume Idea

by @azigra

ARE YOU A WOMAN?

DO YOU OWN A FACE?

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO BOTH THOSE QUESTIONS, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!

This Purim you can dress like an authentic Charedi woman as depicted in the Yated and Hamodia for the low low price of $19.95!




Be the talk of the town when you enter your shul on Purim to hear the Megillah with no face on your body. Be the envy of your rabbi's wife. Impress your old Beis Yaacov Morahs!

And best of all you can wear it all year!

Go to Mea Shearim without fear of having acid thrown in your face, because you wont have a face!!!

WARNING: Side affects may include having to spend all of Purim in the kitchen while your husband and sons sit around getting drunk and having fun.

To order email: God_gave_me_a_face_by_mistake@gmail.com

ORDER NOW! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!

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