The letter by Rebbe Shimshon of Ostropoli.

The letter by Rebbe Shimshon of Ostropoli.: "The following letter is taken from a pamphlet written by the Tzaddik, Rebbe Shimshon from Ostropoli. He writes at the end of the pamphlet that anyone who studies the wondrous and awesome secrets written here, even one time in a year, and especially Erev Pesach, is guaranteed that he will be saved from any kind of accident or disaster or strange death for the whole of that year, and that everything that he turns his hand to will be successful!"

Here that everyone? You can save yourself "from any kind of accident or disaster or strange death for the whole... year," and it's only good for today: Erev Pesach. Hurry. (and if you spot the catch, let me know!)