She says, He says

She writes

"I saw that someone wrote about how it makes no sense that I actually married that same guy who left me broken-hearted a year before we got married (it was actually two years), and how the story's end is simply 'too happy' and that he doesn't buy it, or something of that sort. And to you I say, who cares.

Hey. Lady. That wasn't "someone." That was me. Nice to meet you. The name is DovBear.