Actual conversation
DovBear: Yo, I'm getting an error message on my computer.
It Moron, conviniently located in Brunei (I can hear the Sultan's concubines shreiking in the background): Yes, what is it please.
DB:[I tell him]
IM: Oh this very dangerous.
DB: Well, good news, because I went to the Microsoft site, and guess what: They've encountered this before, and they have a fix. I'll email it to you, and call you back, kay?
IM: Yes please
[Time passes]
DB: Yo, so how about it? Can we take Microsoft's suggestion and fix my machine.
IT: No sir. Very sorry, but this very dangerous.
DB: WTF? It's a Microsoft prescribed solution to my specific error message. How can that be dangerous?
IT: You know what registry is, yes? This idea tell me to fiddle with registry. I no do that. Is very dangerous. Could lose all your data.
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