Every episode, it seems, provides somethng new to laugh or scream about
From
Scarborough Country / Jan. 5 (
I am wearing red.)
First things first: Did God send the Tsunami?
PAT ROBERTSON: the truth is... that natural disasters will happen on this planet. It was one of a subduction of one of the tectonic plates in the Indian Ocean. And it’s not God’s do. It was one of those things, like a hurricane.
Sure, Patty. It would be CRAZY to think that God would send a natural disaster such as an earthquake to punish people -- although He can send hurricanes to wipe out Orlando if there are "gay days" at Disneyland. Am I right?
ROBERTSON: ...if people choose to live along the coastlines in dangerous areas, they are in trouble, just like people who live on the San Andreas fault in California... you can’t blame God for your foolishness. If you want to live there, that’s too bad.
Stupid Asian fisherfolk! How DARE they choose to live someplace unstable. They should have done what we all did, and consulted acturial tables for the odds of being caught in a once in a generation tsunami and settled in Montana!. Ok, anyone else have a theory?
JENNIFER GIROUX ...the fact of the matter is, eight of 11 of those countries hit over there were listed among the top 50 that persecute Christians around the world.
Facinating point Jenny: However, per Open Doors International, the top five Christian persecutors are North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Laos, Vietnam, and Iran. Was it just more convenient for God to smack India and Indonesia, which ranked 33rd and 34th on the list.?
SHMUELY BOTEACH:
Jane you ignorant slut Jennifer Giroux’s position is nothing but Osama bin Laden with a Christian packaging. It’s a disgrace to Christianity. It’s a disgrace to the compassionate message of Jesus.
Yay! I get all tingly in places I forgot I had when Rabbi Shmuley stands up for Jesus. It's so Hebraic. Not to be outdone, though, Jenny has a comeback...
GIROUX: Rabbi, how do you feel about the chief rabbi from Israel, Amar, who said, God is angry; we must pray and ask for God’s mercy?
Which Shmuely shoves down her throat!
BOTEACH: Jennifer, you are an arrogant and blasphemous woman that is slandering and libeling 150,000 innocent people that you never met.
More!!
including Shmuley claiming that the Chief Rabbi of Israel is a "poor representative of Judaism!"