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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Ask Shifra - Post a Comment (Onomatopoeia preferred)

Over at Shiffy's house of queries and questions all the cool kids are making animal noises. Don't ask me why. Just happened.

I wanted to be an elephant [LOOK AT ME. I'M A FAT GREEDY REPUBLICAN WHO PREACHES ABOUT SMALL GOVERNMENT YET LOADS UP ON PORK WHILE I STAND HERE LOOKING HOLY AND OVERLY CONCERNED ABOUT VALUES! HEY!! WHO TOLD YOU TO LOOK AT THE STRIPPER HIDDEN IN MY PANTS? I'M A FAMILY MAN AND JESUS LOVES ME!!] but that got nixed so I was a bear instead.

A DOVBEAR

*cackle*

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