Best signs spotted at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear

From here

I support Barack "Who's Sane" Obama
I don't think we'd ever poop at a rally.
Patriotism is using your inside voice.
Masturbation cures hysteria
Sane people for fear of bears
Bring back Crystal Pepsi
Down with this sort of thing!
Hurry up, I've got a sitter.
THIS FONT IS BIG.
Gay marriage will extinguish the sun.
I'm Xena-phobic
Socialism: putting your kids through school since the late 19th century.
Pudgy white men know best (Deuteronomy 22:10)
Hyperbole is the greatest threat of all time!!!
My taxes aren't as high as I am!
Less rhetoric, more cowbell.
I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it!
Restore Santa!
The hand of the free market touched me in a bad place.
The Rent Is Too Damn High.

Early unconfirmed reports are the hippie rally beat Beck's march by a landslide. Good.

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