I take it back: THIS is the funniest devar torah ever

Here again is Pastor Anderson, preaching the word of the Lord as revealed in 1 Kings 14:10 Here's the verse:

לָכֵ֗ן הִנְנִ֨י מֵבִ֤יא רָעָה֙ אֶל־ בֵּ֣ית יָרָבְעָ֔ם וְהִכְרַתִּ֤י לְיָֽרָבְעָם֙ מַשְׁתִּ֣ין בְּקִ֔יר עָצ֥וּר וְעָז֖וּב בְּיִשְׂרָאֵ֑ל וּבִֽעַרְתִּי֙ אַחֲרֵ֣י בֵית־ יָרָבְעָ֔ם כַּאֲשֶׁ֛ר יְבַעֵ֥ר הַגָּלָ֖ל עַד־ תֻּמֹּֽו׃

The phrase that has Pastor Steve all excited (and boy does he start screaming) is מַשְׁתִּ֣ין בְּקִ֔יר, a rough, vivid epithet for "male" Literally, it means "pisser against a wall." To my ear, it sounds like mafia talk, sort of an ANE Soprano-speak, but there's no way to know. Anyway, Dumb Pastor Moron thinks this phrase has an important biblical message for men everywhere. Have a look,,,

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