To paraphrase Barney Frank, "On what planet does this TownHall reporter spend most of her time?"

Too funny. The snark queen at Wonkette recently had some good clean fun with Town Hall's breathless expose -- did you see it? -- about how Barack Obama's mother-in-law is a witch who uses, oh my god!, voodoo on offiical White House property.

Well.

The author of said breathless Pulitzer-worthy expose took offense at Wonkette's disrespectful tomfoolery, and really let her have it:

[Warning: Swallow all liquids before proceeding]

Dear Wonkette editors,

I posted a very serious article recently in Townhall.com about witchcraft in the White House, and later realized that your website had made a farce out of it. I saw that your staff and readers made a lot of extremely cruel comments about me and my story. Why are you people so rude? Does anybody take anything seriously anymore?

Do you really, truly, seriously think it is OK for a president to use a forged birth certificate? Do you actually believe it is appropriate for a man who was raised a Muslim to pretend he is a Christian and go to a church for 20 years with an anti-American preacher? Do you really want a president who was brainwashed by communists since he was a child, up through university, to hate America to be our president? Do you think that it is fine if a family member of the president defiles the White House with voodoo? Don’t you know what fate could befall our nation as a result of allowing Satanic forces to gather over the White House?

After 8 years of a president sent by God to lead the American people and rescue us from the horrors of 911 and Islamo-fascists, it now boils down to this? How incredibly tragic. You folks don’t really seem to understand the extreme peril that our nation confronts. Stop making fun of me. Take off your blinders! Wake up!

Respectfully,
Kristen

Ye freaking gods.

Wonkette: After 8 years of a president sent by God to lead the American people and rescue us from the horrors of 911 and Islamo-fascists, it now boils down to this?

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