People who don't read the newspaper should not comment about the news...

...or another dumb conversation with a dummy.

Him: What happened in Mumbai was terrible.

Me: It certainly was.

Him: Just awful.

Me: I agree 100 percent.

Him: To think the terrorists hate Jews and America so much...

Me: Indeed. Their hatred has no bounds.

Him: To travel all the way to India.... It must be that so many Israelis vacation there...

Me: Excuse me?

Him: Many Israelis vacation in India. That must be the reason why the terrorists staged their attack on Jews and America in India. I mean, why else choose India?

Me: What?

Him: Come on Dovie, what do Muslims have against Indians?

Me: You mean aside from the pogrom in 2002 when 400 Muslim women were raped and 2,000 Muslims were murdered by Hindu extremists?

Him: The what?


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