Breaking...

Rahm Emanual is Obama's Chief of Staff

and in other news...

Republicans are still idiots. They are countering the announcement with whispers that Emanuel's father was a terrorist. Well, sure. He served in the Irgun. But I have to say that I don't understand their strategy. Weren't the Irgun the "good" kind of terrorists? I mean, they killed Ay-rabs and everything.
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