Memo to my fellow Jews

Attention Coreligionists

Going without meat is not a hardship. I hate to say it, but those of you whining about how tough the Nine Days are on your poor precious stomachs sound spoiled rotten.

There's plenty of good food to eat that isn't meat. Fish, for instance. And eggs. And pasta. And vegetables. And best of all, there's always ice cream or cheese cake for desert.

So kwtcherbellyachin'

That is all.