Romney to Give Speech on Religion

My spies tell me the Mitwit is preparing an important speech on the Mormon Faith. Yippee.

Do you think it will be anything like JFK's famous 1960 speech to the Baptists in Houston? Well, then have your head examined. Lions and lambs will swap wives before a Republican candidate for president in 2007 tells America, as JFK did, that he "believe[s] in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute."

In fact, given Mitt's flippity track record, the odds are better that he will announce that he's becoming a Southern Baptist. (Which would be intellectual progress, I suppose, but I digress)