Attention Yus and his kind

MEMO

To: Yus and his kind
From: The bane of your existence, ie, me, the guy who entertains you all day for free.
Re: Below

It has come to my attention that xtreme gh is sublimating his knowledge for the wisdom of chazal, seeking to undermine our authentictraditions, and speaking in a tone sensitive flowers such as yourselves might describe as "mocking."

RECOMMENDATIONS:
(1) That you immediately address XGH's deviation from the legitimately Jewish path of our fathers. Be sure to act snide, then get all offended when someone calls you on it. Use words like Torah True, and prove your integrity by lying about his blog's previous content.
(2) That you forget how to get back here.

(psssssssss: As soon as they leave, I'm changing the locks)