Rabbi Lapdog to the Rescue

Daniel "Lapdog" Lapin, house Rabbi of the Christian right, begins his latest article about Mel Gibson by revealing that Gibson "has provided some financial support to Toward Tradition" However, the Rabbi continues, "I don't feel obliged to leap to his defense." He then leaps to Gibson's defense. Money quote:

A balanced and reasonable view would be that if indeed he really does hate Jews, then he deserves respect for his self control when not drunk.

Rabbi Lapin went on to pay his respects to all the wife-beaters who gave their wives a break last night. "Thanks for not acting on your rage 24/7," Lapin said, You are to be commended."