Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Sigh. Why does Chimpy always to make a fool out of himself, and embaress America when he goes overseas? Previously, he has tried to exit a room full of people via a locked door, destroyed the Queen's flower bed, and fallen off his bike. Now he's been caught trying to grope the Chancellor of Germany. Dare we ask what's next? Of course we do!

Please Choose One
At the next international summit, George Bush will give a national leader:

a) a wedgie
b) the finger
c) a wet willy
d) a mooning
e) a cockpunch

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