State of the Jewish World?

From the Yated:

Dear Editor,

I am writing to all mommies in the name of our children. Amidst all your Pesach cleaning, please don't forget to feed the kids. Pesach is really only eight days. Please don't withhold chometz from them for two weeks before Pesach,

A Caring Mother.

As one of the commenters at YW put it, next, this same mother will write: "Please don't forget to bathe your kids for the next 4 months. The 9 days are really only 9 days."

Hat tip.