The master of all things, including election results, we presume, appears rather schizophrenic this morning. In Dover, Pennsylvania his creatures voted to oust a local school board that promoted an intelligent-design alternative to teaching evolution (to the rapturous delight of He-Who-Shall-Soon-Retire).
Meanwhile, in Kansas (The Edyucashun State (TM)) his other creatures voted to make the state even more of a laughingstock by requiring students to learn about the "controversial" aspects of the theory of evolution.
The flying spaghetti monster awaits his due.