Two days ago, I asked the guys I drink with the following question:
Is the Torah we have today the same Torah God gave to Moshe on Har Sinai?
First guy: No way
Second guy: No way
Third guy: Of course
Said the third guy (angrily) when I repeated all the proofs to the contrary, "I came here to drink. Not to get philosophical."
Don't know about you, but I'm only philosophical when I'm drinking.