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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Day 12, and feeling fine and other fine thoughts on the withdrawal

As previously reported at OrthoMom and Mystical Politics a group of extremist lunatics wearing black and muttering chants gathered in a graveyard on Thursday, July 21, to place the avada kavada pulsa denura curse on Ariel Sharon.

As of today, 12 days later, the curse seems to have failed. Ariel, the old coot, is still going strong.

Which should surprise no one, because the pulsa denura curse is bogus:

(1) It's origin is not "kabalistic" as the cursers claimed, but an invention of 20th century anti-Zionists

(2) Witchcraft has no reality, ie: It doesn't work

(3) Witchcraft is forbidden by Torah law.

(4) God is pro-Withdrawal.

A-hah. You in the orange olam didn't like that last one, do you? Well, prove me wrong. How can you be 100 percent certain of Gods intentions? The Almighty has His own purposes. So, let's stop invoking the same God against each another, let's stop pulsa-denuring one another, and instead, let's look to Lincoln, who said:

With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive... to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

And in conclusion, may I propose the blorange prayer:

Elokeinu v'elokai avosaynu, please let this inevitable withdrawal proceed peacefully and please let it deliver a good outcome.

You're all most welcome to say Amen.