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Friday, July 08, 2005

Lordy Lucre

When you woke up yesterday morning to the news that Britain had been bombed, what was your first thought? And was it anything like Brit Hume's first thought?:

"I mean, my first thought when I heard -- just on a personal basis, when I heard there had been this attack and I saw the futures this morning, which were really in the tank, I thought, 'Hmmm, time to buy."

By way of excusing, Mr. Hume let me note that in a crisis, many people find solace in their religion. And we can guess what Mr. Hume worships.