Chortle:George W. Bush has consistently argued that despite his fabulous strategy, winning the war on international terrorism may not be as easy as falling off a bicycle. Fortunately Our Great Leader has at least got the falling off a bicycle part down pat.
After arriving at the G8 summit in Scotland last week Bush took a spin on a mountain bike and, according to Reuters, "promptly crashed at speed into a standing police officer, causing minor injuries to both." This marks the second occasion that George W. Bush has injured himself falling off a bicycle - a previous incident occurred in May of 2004.
Of course, Our Great Leader doesn't just limit himself to injuring himself on bicycles - he has also managed to topple off a Segway in 2003, and let's not forget his infamous wrestling match with a pretzel back in 2002.
Oh, I'm sorry - I forgot that if I even dare to suggest that George W. Bush is an inept buffoon, the terrorists have won.