Report:
"President Smirky McSockPuppet, on Tuesday, dismissed a human rights report as 'absurd' for its harsh criticism of U.S. treatment of terrorist suspects at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, saying the allegations were made by prisoners 'who hate America.' "
Ladies, and gentlemen.... your president.
[Gee, why would a prisoner who's never been charged with a crime or granted access to a lawyer, somone who has, perhaps, been tortured, why would such a person "hate America?"]