(Maariv. Last night)
DovBear: Yesterday I bought that Rabbis new book...
Dolt: Sefer
DovBear: Huh? Yeah that's what I said...
Dolt:(grinning like he's the cleverest person alive now that Ben Franklin is dead) No, you said book. It's a sefer.
DovBear: Tov. Ata rotze l'daber ivrit? Nidaber ivrit. Yallah.
Dolt: Huh? You think I speak Hebrew? Do I look modern to you?