Demanding Payback

"'There is lasting damage to our image because of this report. And we would encourage Newsweek to do all that they can to help repair the damage that has been done, particularly in the region."

--Scott McClellan

Here's Tbogg:

In other words, Scotty wants a big wet kiss from Newsweek despite the fact that the White House sent us off to war (where more people died) and damaged our image abroad using much the same methods as Newsweek. I'm sure McClellan has drawn up a list of possible Newsweek cover stories for them to choose from to get back in his good graces:

George Bush - Best. President. Ever.

Hey. Let's Invade Iran!

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More suggestions in the comments, please.