Vladamir V. Putin
Or, "Poopy-toots," as the president of the United States and leader of the free world likes to call him.
Other endearingly, abusive nicknames used by the President to belittle all those people his advisors force him to talk to:
Tom Delay: formerly "Tom Terrific," but now "That guy I don't really know everyone keeps talking about"
Dan Quayle: The Boy Genious
Colin Powel: Boy
Condaleeza Rice: The colored lady
Karl Rove: Mr Rove, sir.
Prince Abdullah Saud: Daddy
Ted Kennedy: Life Guard
Ariel Sharon: Fat Jewboy
Joe Leiberman: Short Jewboy
Henry Kissinger: Old Jewboy