You think only Lazer can offer good advice? Ha! Check out how I solved my very own neighbor's problem last night.
"DovBear," he said,"I am so exhausted. Our newborn child keeps me up all night long."
"What about your wife?" I asked
"She's worn out from everything she does all day long. So I get up at night."
"Shmendrick!" I said starting to hum, and stroke my beard just like the big, by which I mean self-important, Rabbis you see giving free advice on street corners,"It sez in de Shcriptures azas Hashem HEE sokum!"
And before my neighbor could say a word, out went my hand for my donation. I swear, I really must start an advice column.