Chimpy says: NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim April 20, 2005, as Education and Sharing Day, U.S.A
And the best part? For reasons known only to Karl Rove, "Education and Sharing Day" was created not just to encourage sharing, but also to honor the memory of the Lubavitcher Rebbe (!)
I guess "Bogus Messiah Day" was deemed impolitic.