Tounges are wagging about George W's taste in music now that an an aide has revealed the playlist of the president's new iPod player. (How'd I work this corn-traption? Laura!! Dang it, if 8-track players were good enough for Jesus, why I need this fool thing fer?")
What's George listening to as he clears the brush and chops the wood on The Lazy W's north forty? Crap, mostly. The president's little unit is filled with 1970's corporate-rock songs and cheesy country ballads -- and nothing by a black artist, a woman, or from a genre less than 25 years old.
We have to help. Our Dear Leader deserves better. Any suggestions for beefing up iPod One?