ACTIVIST JUDGES
Then:
We are STRONGLY OPPOSED to activist judges!

Now:
We demand activist judges.

THE CULTURE OF LIFE
Then:
Let's nuke Iraq! Let's execute minors!
Poor people don't deserve health care!
Seniors can go to Canada if they need drugs!

Now:
We must err on the side of life.
(And kill anyone who disagrees.)

FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
Then:
Damn lawyers are RUINING AMERICA!

Now:
I understand that this case has been
heard twenty-two times already, but surely
they'll change their minds this time.

PLAYING POLITICS
Then:
Shameless Democrats are always playing politics!

Now:
"God has brought us Terri Schiavo."
"The pro-life base will be excited."
"This is a great political issue."

THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
Then:
A marriage is between a MAN and a WOMAN and
nothing should come between that!

Now:
I don't think Terri's husband should make
this decision. Jeb Bush should do it for him.

THE RULE OF LAW
Then:
Don't you Dummycrats know that
this is a nation of LAWS?!

Now:
Stupid laws.

STATES RIGHTS
Then:
We should take the federal government
and drown it in a bathtub!

Now:
It warms my heart when the federal government
intrudes upon a private family matter.

THE CONSTITUTION
Then:
You stupid America-hating
LIEberals should go back to Russia!

Now:
Damn, I've run out of toilet paper.
Wait, this old rag should do the trick.

[Source: Democratic Underground]