Rim Shots

You don't belong at the Siyum Hashas if...

You are the only guy at Madison Square Garden wearing a Knicks
jersey, eating the funnel cakes, and sitting with his wife.

You think "Siyum" means "It's the 9 days, but we get to eat meat"

You're bummed about missing last year's Siyum Hashas

You think Gezirah Shavah is a law forbidding more than one wife.

You didn't know Yomi means Daily

You say your favorite mesechta is "The one with the picutres"

You think Daf means one side of the page.

[I'm very anxious to credit bangitout.com for these awful jokes, but I can't find this list on their site, though it sounds like their work. (I received the list by Email, in a less literate version, a version I cleaned up for posting here. Why'd I bother, if the jokes are so bad? For the hell of it really.)]