Flogging the Horse

Top reasons why I may not be invited to MoChassid's minyan.

I wear a tie to shabbos mincha

I haven't been to a mikva in years

I'm not really all that crazy about cholent.

Single malt scotch? Pheh.

Haven't been able to shake the habit of using a fork.

I davan Ashkenaz (Just like cough MoC's ancestors, did. Cough, cough.)

There's Mordechai Ben David on my IPod.