The OU declares war on kiddush clubs
And, this just it:
The official reaction from The Shteeble Authority (Boro Park:) "See, this is why we don't recognize those modernishkahs running the OU. Pass the creamed herring, will you please? My Tam-Tam is dry."
[Hap Tip Miriam, who, we gather, never imbibes.]
[Esther, who endorses me in the JIBs, is all over this story]